d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?
tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face
meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plan.
Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese - Flaunt USA October 2006
northofantastic replied to your photo “#workingoutisfuckingexhaustingwhyisitathing #superattractiveselfie”
I know you’re mocking this selfie a bit, but my first though was ‘Why didn’t I know Annie was so cute!?’ Hehe. :D Love your Saga background, btw!
Aww shucks that’s too nice :D. Thanks! I recently got really into the series, it’s so good!
comic book artists who draw nipples on female costumes need to be fired i’m 100% serious
“Then we come to that ending and that lie and that okay and what does that okay mean? It’s definitely not a complacent ‘yeah, I’ll go along with you’, in fact, it’s the opposite. It’s Ellie waking up for the first time, waking up and realizing she can’t rely on him anymore. While she loves him for what he’s done for her, she hates him for robbing her of that choice. She knows that she has to leave him and make her own decisions and mistakes.” (x)
imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of nervous because bucky hasn’t looked at him this intently since before the war when steve came home with two broken ribs and bucky just stared at him for five minutes before giving him the longest lecture of his entire life so yeah steve is kinda nervous. finally bucky rubs his hand over his face, sighs and says, “steve, i fucking hate it when you wear khakis” and steve laughs so hard he can’t breathe